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Do you like to draw?

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Because I put the D in Raw. Do you mix concrete for a living? Give me your car keys so I can drive you crazy.

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My name is Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight? I just popped a Viagra. I lost my keys… Can I check your pants? I lost my virginity. Can I have yours? I may not have gotten your virginity, but can I at least have the box it came in? I think I could fall madly in bed with you. Would you like to be one of them? If you were an elevator, what button would I have to push to get you to go down? Is it hot in here? Or is it just you? Roses are red. Violets are fine. You be the 6.

Tell your boobs to stop staring at my eyes. That dress looks really good on you but, it would look better on my bedroom floor. Can I try it on after we have sex? The FBI wants to steal my penis. Can I hide it inside you?

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The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to fuck you on the floor. Treat me like a pirate and give me that booty. Want to come over and watch porn all night on my new mirror? What is a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?

With school, I just want an A. With you, I just want to F. Your ass is so tight I want to crack my nuts on it. Is your name winter? Do I have to for your package? I know a great way to burn off the calories in that drink. Are you a drill sergeant? Because you have my privates standing at attention. What is a nice person like you doing in a dirty mind like mine? Do you have any Italian in you? Would you like some? And the ones on your face.

Are you a doctor? Because you just cured my erectile dysfunction. Want to go back to my place and watch porn on my flat screen mirror? Are you am angel? Because I got a boner… Ohh crap messed that up! I like you like I like my coffee. Constantly inside me. Are you butt dialing me?

I thought I heard your ass calling me. Are those pants from space? Because your ass is out of this world. Roses are red, violets are blue. So how do you like your eggs in the morning? Scrambled, or fertilized? Are you a beaver?

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Need a pillow to sit on? I can be yours if you want. Are you a chicken farmer? Because you sure know how to raise a cock. Is that a keg in your pants? Is your name Medusa? Wanna go halfsies on a baby? Do you want to commit a sin for your next confessional? Could you sleep with me tonight? Final Word Remember to exercise caution before using any of the above dirty pick-up lines.

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